Mine's nearly equal. Hmm... If I were to look at it as an extrovert and optimist, I'd think I had a problem. I am neither of those things.
Since this is Easter, and speaking of how much humanity sucks, let me retell the story. There was a guy who came and said "be excellent to each other", so they killed him, and some self-hating Jew* with serious issues with women reworked the story to turn the guy's movement into a plutocratic death cult of pederasts, but without Saul of Tarsus we'd have never heard of the guy. Fuck people.
*The Jewish part I'm fine with.