Posted to my personal Facebook from the train this morning:
Yamanote train. Girl with a cast. Nobody stands. Die oyaji.If I had known I was only a syllable or two off an accidental haiku, I would have tried harder:
No 'seasonal word', but fuck it, Japan.Yamanote car.Girl with a cast. No one stands.Fucking oyaji.
Dude, got 'the clap' much?
That's why you shouldn't go to soaplands.