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Sunday 3 March 2013

Kanji is stupid.

A Vietnamese solution makes a whole lot more sense.  Vietnamese had a Chinese-based phonetic script with tonal marks.  Japanese needs a phonetic script, and can even use the native ones, with inflection marks to differentiate: the three different 'hashi', for example.
And context would take the place for the rest, as it already does in speech.  Hell, most people are using fewer than a thousand kanji in daily life from what I can tell when I ask a native to read me something, and they fail.  Maybe if there was any other way to learn vocabulary than kanji by rote these people might modernize their education, and society some.  Nah... Too late.  Romanization was considered during the American occupation.  The Americans got rid of the peerage, but not their stranglehold; and got women the vote, but no social influence.  Alas.

Just bitching because with my several hundred kanji I cannot decipher how to fix the settings on my phone that my J-wife fucked up, and she is out of town.  She gamely tried to help on a phone call, but when I can only read the less important half of the instructions, and Docomo and the other providers have utter shit for English pages, it's a wash.

And before some Orientalist starts telling me I am a bad man for not learning kanji, it's called a 'cost/benefit' analysis, pinhead.  I have two kids, a wife, a job, a desire to stay decently read and in some kind of shape, and learning any language would have to come after all of these, and sleep.  And oh, most languages would require less input for more fluency, and its speakers might not forever consider me Gaijin, and as I am better looking and have more charm than you, I got some in Japan before I could speak even as poorly as I do now.  Sucks to be you.

9 comments:

  1. It would make life a lot easier and would rob the Japanophile Kanji geeks of one huge shoulder chip.

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    1. "Woah, I know [Japanese]." If only it were so easy.

      http://youtu.be/EmEPXXJ4sKw

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  2. Why even link to a site like Tofugu? They are ...all of them...pretty much who you're aiming at.

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    1. My link list? Some of that I read. Some of that I list as a favour to people who've commented here, or linked to me. I let anyone coming here make their own call on hitting the links.

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  3. Hangul is even better. Not tonal and based on logic.

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    1. Hangul also looks cool. I swear Koreans are either aliens or cyborgs: neither their writing nor language sounds anymore real than Hollywood aliens', and half of the youth are getting plastic surgery (not cool).

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    2. I read that it was 1 in 5 females in Seoul. If you take out all the older, working class women etc, that leaves a lot.

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    3. Yeah, that rate of plastic surgery is very 'uncanny valley': when I look at a pretty S. Korean woman I don't know what I am looking at: DNA's or a scalpal's gift. I get a very 'uncanny valley' disgust reaction to plastic surgery when I recognize it, but now I have it to every S. Korean female face I see in media, and many in person, because even if I find her attractive I doubt the source.

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    4. I was reading about calf surgery... to cut the nerves (I think it's the nerves) so you don't get "unslightly" calf muscles in your legs. How is that different to foot binding? Well except that foot binding was forced on women, not self-inflicted.

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